Journey back to the Old West … Guests are all town folk who have gathered for the wedding of Rattlesnake Dick (the town CAD) and Bethany Sanders (the Mail Order Bride). Not everyone is happy about this union and Moonshine isn’t the only thing hitting the pavement tonight! Who will bite the dust? Bad Luck Claude – The Saloon Owner Miss Loretta – The Town Madame Rattlesnake Dick – A Womanizing Cad Bethany Sanders – The Mail Order Bride Buddy – The “Good Old Boy” Hattie McPhearson – The Crazy Hill Person